I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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