Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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