My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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