Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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