He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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