Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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