I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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