we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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