Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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