kristin has been a bad kristin
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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