I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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