I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
