I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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