what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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