We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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