Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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