So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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