wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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