Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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