He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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