the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Send help, water and tortillas.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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