i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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