sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's shark week go big or go home
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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