Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The maid of honor just puked.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
