we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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