i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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