I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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