Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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