so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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