I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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