Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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