If that was your dad, he is hot
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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