i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
