After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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