I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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