I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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