I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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