why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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