I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
