He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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