If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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