I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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