Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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