It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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