Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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