Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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