it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Randomize