I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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