I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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