well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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