In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm always down for nudity.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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